Don't you feel a little weird about this at all? It's weird for me to be on the same bed that you rested in as you grew up. I have to pause for a moment and think about all the things you probably did on this bed, like how many times you rubbed one out in the middle of the night. I don't think there are many girls that would come bang you on such an old and tiny bed as this. You're lucky I want... more

I volunteered to come deliver the news because I have something to tell you that you may already know, I have the hots for you. My stepsister didn't even want to take the time to come break up with you in person! Doesn't that show you what a bitch she really is? Don't bother calling her to get back together, she is so yesterday, just forget about her. I also come with good news, I am completely... more

I don't know how to say this but I found texts on my step-mom's phone that indicate she is having quite the steamy affair. She didn't go out of town this weekend with her girlfriend's, she went to get fucked by her side dish. You are such a great step dad that I felt you should know. I don't want you two to break up because then I would be without you. Instead of getting mad at her, why don't... more

Hey, I hope you don't mind me stopping by but my step-dad was telling me your divorce is finally over and I wanted to come say congratulations. You've kind of been like a second step-dad to me all these years. That woman you were married to is such a bitch to take so much from you. I feel so bad for you. I also have a confession to tell you and I hope you aren’t offended. I... more

You probably wonder what I am doing in your bedroom in the middle of the night in my pj's. I let myself in your apartment and hope you don't mind. There is a weird story as to why I am in your room if you will hear me out. My girlfriends, including your girlfriend were at a rest over and your girlfriend was acting weird toward me all night. She really took offense to what my pj's say. It's just... more